Arthur Baer Quotes

"She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on."
- Arthur Baer
(Related: Diet, Food)

"Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf."
- Arthur Baer
(Related: Past)

"It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope."
- Arthur Baer
(Related: Man)

"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours."
- Arthur Baer
(Related: Office, Sleep)

"A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source."
- Arthur Baer

"A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it."
- Arthur Baer
(Related: Smiles)

"If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs."
- Arthur Baer

"A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure."
- Arthur Baer
(Related: Blood, Pressure)