Barry Humphries Quotes


"Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary."
- Barry Humphries
(Related: Sex, Man)

"New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human."
- Barry Humphries
(Related: Country, Sheep)

"My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more."
- Barry Humphries
(Related: Army, Fact, Parents)

"Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores."
- Barry Humphries
(Related: Business, Destiny, School, World)