Bette Midler Quotes
"If I could be granted a wish, I'd shine in your eye like a jewel."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Eye)
"I'm working my way toward divinity."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Divinity)
"I'd make a wonderful Lady Macbeth. I'll wear a pair of platform shoes or something."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Lady)
"I wouldn't say I invented tacky, but I definitely brought it to its present high popularity."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Popularity, Present)
"I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite."
- Bette Midler
"I never know how much of what I say is true."
- Bette Midler
"I made a pact with myself a long time ago: Never watch anything stupider than you. It's helped me a lot."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Time)
"I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Grudges, Mind, Nothing)
"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"
- Bette Midler
(Related: Sex, Books)
"Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Conformity, Cruelty, Want)
"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Dress, Night)
"After thirty, a body has a mind of its own."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Body, Mind)
"I always try to balance the light with the heavy - a few tears of human spirit in with the sequins and the fringes."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Balance, Light, Spirit, Tears)
"Rap is poetry set to music. But to me it's like a jackhammer."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Poetry, Music, Rap)
"The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Success)
"When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London."
- Bette Midler
(Related: London)
"Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week."
- Bette Midler
(Related: People, Country, Writing)
"I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Time)
"My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors."
- Bette Midler
(Related: Idea)