Carl Reiner Quotes


"If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game."
- Carl Reiner
(Related: Name)

"It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall."
- Carl Reiner
"The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh."
- Carl Reiner
(Related: Truth, People)

"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
- Carl Reiner
(Related: People, Snow, Water)

"Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff."
- Carl Reiner
(Related: Comedians, Writers)

"Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh."
- Carl Reiner
(Related: People)

"I think that comedy really tells you how it is. The other thing about comedy is that - you don't even know if you're failing in drama, but you do know when you're failing in comedy. When you go to a comedy and you don't hear anybody laughing, you know that you've failed."
- Carl Reiner
(Related: Comedy, Drama)

"A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it."
- Carl Reiner
(Related: Funny)