Chris Rock Quotes
"You don't pay taxes - they take taxes."
- Chris Rock
(Related: Taxes)
"Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?"
- Chris Rock
(Related: Love, Being, Famous)
"Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!"
- Chris Rock
(Related: Dance, American, Singing)
"Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars."
- Chris Rock
"Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to."
- Chris Rock
(Related: People)
"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special."
- Chris Rock
"Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four."
- Chris Rock
(Related: Sports, People, Population, states, United)
"A white boy that makes C's in college can make it to the White House."
- Chris Rock
(Related: College)
"A man is only as faithful as his options."
- Chris Rock
(Related: Man, Options)
"School shootings were invented by blacks... and stolen by the white man."
- Chris Rock
(Related: Man, School)
"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty."
- Chris Rock
(Related: Woman)
"Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing."
- Chris Rock
(Related: Being, Drugs, Favorite)
"I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot."
- Chris Rock
"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity."
- Chris Rock
(Related: Life, Now, Right, Stupidity)
"Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders."
- Chris Rock
(Related: Control)
"George Bush hates midgets."
- Chris Rock
"Gay people got a right to be as miserable as everybody else."
- Chris Rock
(Related: People, Gay, Right)
"I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson."
- Chris Rock
(Related: Business, Want)
"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."
- Chris Rock
(Related: Women, Food, Compliments, Water)