Dane Cook Quotes


"You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh."
- Dane Cook
(Related: Attention)

"When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top."
- Dane Cook
(Related: Energy, First)

"Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince."
- Dane Cook
"Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!"
- Dane Cook
"I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such."
- Dane Cook
(Related: People, Act, Psychology)

"I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny."
- Dane Cook
(Related: Funny)

"I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot."
- Dane Cook
"That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it."
- Dane Cook
(Related: Mother)

"I get so into the moment."
- Dane Cook
"I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh."
- Dane Cook
(Related: People)

"I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies."
- Dane Cook
(Related: Love, Movies, Guitar, Play)

"I'm a late-night guy."
- Dane Cook
"I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching."
- Dane Cook
(Related: People)

"I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up."
- Dane Cook
(Related: Business, Giving, Open, Quitting, Today)

"I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself."
- Dane Cook
(Related: Play)

"I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more."
- Dane Cook
"If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny."
- Dane Cook
(Related: Funny, Tact)

"In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak."
- Dane Cook
(Related: Home, Pretty, Quiet, School)

"Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh."
- Dane Cook
"My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor."
- Dane Cook
(Related: Humor, Family, Senses)

"I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous."
- Dane Cook