Ellen DeGeneres Quotes
"Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and then run away."
- Ellen DeGeneres
"Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow."
- Ellen DeGeneres
(Related: Old, Woman)
"Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others."
- Ellen DeGeneres
(Related: Eyes)
"People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant."
- Ellen DeGeneres
(Related: Funny, People)
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
- Ellen DeGeneres
(Related: Day, Hell, Now, Walking)
"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."
- Ellen DeGeneres
(Related: God, Beginning, Light, Nothing)
"I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm gonna rip it off."
- Ellen DeGeneres
(Related: Approval, Now, Right)
"I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that's where us gay people come from... you heterosexuals."
- Ellen DeGeneres
(Related: People, Gay)
"I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves."
- Ellen DeGeneres
(Related: Home, Years)
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
- Ellen DeGeneres
(Related: Day, Hell, Today, Walking)
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
- Ellen DeGeneres
(Related: Mother, People)
"I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut."
- Ellen DeGeneres
"Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log."
- Ellen DeGeneres
(Related: Holidays, Nothing)