Frank Carson Quotes

"I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance."
- Frank Carson
(Related: Wife, Heart)

"So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'."
- Frank Carson
(Related: Want)

"I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man."
- Frank Carson
(Related: Funny, Man)