Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

"Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out."
- Gilbert Gottfried
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"The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever."
- Gilbert Gottfried
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"No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism."
- Gilbert Gottfried
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"If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house."
- Gilbert Gottfried
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"I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl."
- Gilbert Gottfried
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"I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked."
- Gilbert Gottfried

"Well, I'm eventually gonna take the Daryl Hannah parts."
- Gilbert Gottfried

"I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time."
- Gilbert Gottfried
(Related: Time)