Jack Gould Quotes


"One does not allow the plumbers to decide the temperature, depth and timing of a bath."
- Jack Gould
"I can hire one-half of the working class to kill the other half."
- Jack Gould
(Related: Class)

"Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about them, the less likely they are to be curbed."
- Jack Gould
(Related: Sex, Talk, Taxes, Television)