Jane Wagner Quotes

"All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific."
- Jane Wagner
(Related: Life, Now)

"Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself."
- Jane Wagner

"I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you."
- Jane Wagner
(Related: Life, Dying)

"I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain."
- Jane Wagner
(Related: Deep, Language)

"The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool."
- Jane Wagner
(Related: Survival, Ability, May)

"The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you."
- Jane Wagner
(Related: Life, Being)

"When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic."
- Jane Wagner
(Related: God, Talk)