Janet Street-Porter Quotes

"Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods. You can shovel it in and talk at the same time."
- Janet Street-Porter
(Related: Time, Talk)

"I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men."
- Janet Street-Porter
(Related: Love, Men, End, Husbands)

"The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy."
- Janet Street-Porter
(Related: Wedding, Comedy, Day, Moments)

"Sometimes I've looked at a plate of food and wondered if it wouldn't look better as a hat."
- Janet Street-Porter
(Related: Food)

"Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride."
- Janet Street-Porter
(Related: Pride, Stress)

"Obviously I've spent most of my working life with men and they have this way of operating which seems a bit alien to me."
- Janet Street-Porter
(Related: Life, Men)

"Blogs are for anoraks who couldn't get published any other way."
- Janet Street-Porter