Joe Rogan Quotes
"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Girlfriend)
"If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?"
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Talking)
"Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Successful, Being, Celebrity)
"The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore your own thoughts onstage."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Thoughts, Comedy)
"Dick Gregory was a great comedian who went and got arrested, did hunger strikes, protests. It never hurt his career to be outspoken."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Career, Hunger, Hurt)
"When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: People)
"The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Time, Acting, Theories)
"The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Funny, Time, Trying)
"I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Work)
"I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Funny, Movies, Talking)
"I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Money, Time, Work, Dream, Act, News, Obscurity)
"I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Care, Gay, Illusion, Nothing)
"Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Actors, Talking)
"Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Art, Comedy, Content)
"Richard Pryor is, in my mind, the most honest comedian. He bared his soul to people. I think that's why everybody loved him so much."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Soul, People, Mind)
"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Lie, Act, Girlfriends, Pressure)
"It never hurt Lenny Bruce's career to get arrested for swearing. It did back in the time, but he broke those doors down by doing the stuff that he believed in."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Time, Career, Hurt, Swearing)
"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Funny)
"My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Act, Friends)
"Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Marriage)
"Apartment living is tough action. Just the whole idea that you share a washer and dryer always freaked me out."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Idea, Action, Living)
"People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: People, Want)
"After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: People, Acting)
"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Funny, Time, People, Goal)
"The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Funny, Mind, Night)
"If someone plays a brooding actor in a film, people think they're brooding all the time."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Time, People, Actor, Film)
"I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them."
- Joe Rogan
"I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Funny, Thought, Network)
"I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: Sex, Girls, Talk, Want)
"People for the most part can smell lies."
- Joe Rogan
(Related: People, Lies)