Joel McHale Quotes
"Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair glam comedy."
- Joel McHale
(Related: Comedy, End, Fact, Jokes)
"Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor."
- Joel McHale
(Related: People, Actor, Hollywood)
"My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame."
- Joel McHale
(Related: Goal, Career, Fame, Famous)
"Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money."
- Joel McHale
(Related: Money)
"It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to be in control of their career no matter how good the representation is."
- Joel McHale
(Related: People, Control, Actor, Career, Needs, Right)
"It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along."
- Joel McHale
(Related: People, Weekend)
"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!"
- Joel McHale
(Related: Beauty, Makeup, Prison)
"I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy."
- Joel McHale
(Related: Intention, Water)
"You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition."
- Joel McHale
(Related: Talent)
"If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams."
- Joel McHale
(Related: Dreams, Lie)