Joseph Force Crater Quotes

"I heard that you did not have a judge to interview this month in the Bulletin, so I thought I'd help out. Besides, with the Stock Market tanking recently, it reminded me of the good old days."
- Joseph Force Crater
(Related: Thought, Help, Old)

"I never saw the play, although I heard it was good."
- Joseph Force Crater
(Related: Play)

"I used my aviation contacts to open a travel agency. I used to book Caribbean flights."
- Joseph Force Crater
(Related: Travel, Aviation, Open)

"I've been around doing a little of this and a little of that."
- Joseph Force Crater

"Later, I became the manager for Amelia Earhart, until, well, you know."
- Joseph Force Crater
(Related: Manager)

"The truth of the matter was that I made myself disappear. I never liked being a Judge, so I just decided to start over. Sorry to inconvenience anyone."
- Joseph Force Crater
(Related: Truth, Being)