Julia Sweeney Quotes

"I have lots of energy."
- Julia Sweeney
(Related: Energy)

"I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad."
- Julia Sweeney
(Related: Time, Now, Right, Will)

"I like going back and writing fiction."
- Julia Sweeney
(Related: Fiction, Writing)

"I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected."
- Julia Sweeney
(Related: Time, People, Being, Job, Talk)

"I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this."
- Julia Sweeney
(Related: Jokes)