Kristen Johnston Quotes


"I want to play a Disney villainess so badly."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Disney, Play, Want)

"And to be different is great. You don't want to be the same."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Want)

"But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Funny, Fact)

"I am, uh... a 6 foot tall woman, I feel like I'm a healthy size, I'm not anorexic; and I feel that people who aren't anorexic are punished... for not being anorexic."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: People, Being, Woman)

"I don't consider myself a goody-goody, but I like to be perceived as classy."
- Kristen Johnston
"I like people-watching and fading into crowds."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: People, Crowds)

"I literally felt like a freak, which is another aspect of the role of Sally that I relate to: total outsider."
- Kristen Johnston
"I really came out to L.A. to take the money and run."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Money)

"I spent 10 years in New York doing theater."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Theater, Years)

"I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Love, Funny)

"I was a full foot taller than any child my age."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Age)

"I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Washington)

"I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly."
- Kristen Johnston
"I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Celebrity)

"I'd so much rather people think I was funny than pretty."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Funny, People, Pretty)

"I'm a strong person, but I'd never resort to violence."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Violence)

"If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I'm living proof."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Love, Work, Living, Proof, Will)

"May I say, if you were suddenly put into a woman's body, wouldn't you be slightly interested in your breasts, and why people look at certain parts of you, and why certain parts move like they do?"
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: People, Body, May, Woman)

"My way was not to be the petite, gorgeous, little cheerleader. My way of getting by was making people laugh."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: People)

"Onstage, I was never the ingenue."
- Kristen Johnston
"To actually be allowed to be beautiful is a total first for me."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: First)

"When you're that tall, people talk about it all the time."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Time, People, Talk)

"I've always just gone with the best role, and I don't care if it's in theater, film or television."
- Kristen Johnston
(Related: Care, Film, Television, Theater)