Margaret Smith Quotes

"Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty."
- Margaret Smith
(Related: May, Sin)

"The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently."
- Margaret Smith
(Related: Word)

"My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?"
- Margaret Smith
(Related: Man)

"I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in."
- Margaret Smith
(Related: Parents, Visit)

"I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes."
- Margaret Smith