Mark McKinney Quotes


"And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?"
- Mark McKinney
(Related: Now, Wrong)

"What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!"
- Mark McKinney
"Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love."
- Mark McKinney
(Related: Love)

"The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy."
- Mark McKinney
(Related: Canada)

"You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night."
- Mark McKinney
(Related: Dancing, Day, Night)

"Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!"
- Mark McKinney
(Related: People)

"Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut."
- Mark McKinney
"It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off."
- Mark McKinney
"I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?"
- Mark McKinney
"I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you."
- Mark McKinney
(Related: Love)