Mark Roberts Quotes


"It takes time to love someone properly, and in this business, you get very wary of people."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Love, Time, Business, People)

"It's always been performance art, but now it's on a different level."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Art, Performance, Now)

"Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon, I was there first."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: First, Moon)

"Nudity, in the right way, can enhance a film or a TV program or a TV commercial. If it's done tastefully it can make it more of an interesting product."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Film, Nudity, Right)

"One of my favorites is 'The Sound of Music'. When Julie Andrews runs through the hills singing her head off, I always wish that a gust of wind would blow her skirt up."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Music, Singing, Sound, Wind)

"The Full Monty, ah, it's superb. The Full Monty showed how life really is in certain cities of England."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Life, Cities, England)

"You have to really think about things before you do them."
- Mark Roberts
"When I'm in bars or clubs, it gets to the point where I feel I'm obliged to streak. It's not a problem."
- Mark Roberts
"Violence is for mugs. War is for mugs."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: War, Violence)

"We'll do a crazy video of a great song that people can actually dance to."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: People, Dance, Song)

"I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Thought, America, Land, Nudity)

"I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Life, People, Right)

"The third biggest comic people in America want to make a comic book out of me. It's unbelievable."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: People, America, Want)

"Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Life, Hollywood, Want)

"I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Law, Right)

"I'm a free spirit; more people should become free spirits."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: People, Spirit, Spirits)

"God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: God)

"I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Cards)

"I don't want to do anything in bad taste."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Taste, Want)

"I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Time)

"I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet."
- Mark Roberts
"I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Love, Time, Consequences)

"I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Want)

"I wanted to get superimposed on a shuttle launch."
- Mark Roberts
"I was asked to model but I never took up the offer."
- Mark Roberts
"I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked."
- Mark Roberts
(Related: Thought)

"Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way."
- Mark Roberts