Michael Flanders Quotes


"The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!"
- Michael Flanders
(Related: Truth, Purpose, Illusion, Job, Satire)

"If God had intended us to fly he would have given us railways."
- Michael Flanders
(Related: God)

"Eating people is wrong."
- Michael Flanders
(Related: People, Eating, Wrong)