Mickey Rooney Quotes

"Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day."
- Mickey Rooney
(Related: Work, Day)

"I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me."
- Mickey Rooney
(Related: Women)

"I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years."
- Mickey Rooney
(Related: Years)

"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern."
- Mickey Rooney
(Related: Marriage, Concern, Man, May, World)

"When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'"
- Mickey Rooney
(Related: Peace, Justice)

"You always pass failure on your way to success."
- Mickey Rooney
(Related: Success, Failure)