Neil Simon Quotes
"You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy."
- Neil Simon
(Related: Life, People, Comedy, Fact, Present, Schools, Vocation)
"Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples."
- Neil Simon
(Related: Marriage, Care)
"Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count."
- Neil Simon
(Related: Money, Rest)
"Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending."
- Neil Simon
(Related: Sports, Ending, Entertainment)
"New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it."
- Neil Simon
"Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money."
- Neil Simon
(Related: Money, Happiness)
"If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor."
- Neil Simon
"I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far."
- Neil Simon
(Related: Love, Life, Living, Problems)
"Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life."
- Neil Simon
(Related: Art, Life, Moments, Play)
"Nathan Lane always wanted to play Oscar. When he came in the first day, he already knew his lines. He said he'd known them since he was 18."
- Neil Simon
(Related: Day, First, Play)