Philip J. Kaplan Quotes

"It got so ridiculous that I was like, there's no way this is going to last."
- Philip J. Kaplan

"No more waking up at noon, updating FC for an hour, and spending the rest of the day cashing FC checks and watching porn? It was a hard decision, but, like, I'm a man now."
- Philip J. Kaplan
(Related: Decision, Day, Man, Now, Rest, Waking)