Rip Taylor Quotes

"Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me."
- Rip Taylor
(Related: Advice)

"I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens."
- Rip Taylor
(Related: Suicide, Today)

"I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead."
- Rip Taylor

"I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better."
- Rip Taylor

"I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip."
- Rip Taylor

"I've created such a monster."
- Rip Taylor

"Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly."
- Rip Taylor
(Related: Earth)

"Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him."
- Rip Taylor
(Related: Tears)