Rob Schneider Quotes

"A woman can laugh and cry in three seconds and it's not weird. But if a man does it, it's very disturbing. The way I'd describe it is like this: I have been allowed inside the house of womanhood, but I feel that they wouldn't let me in any of the interesting rooms."
- Rob Schneider
(Related: Man, Woman)

"Studio people are idiots. Until they see someone else doing it and make a success of it, they don't open their minds. Most of them are idiots."
- Rob Schneider
(Related: Success, People, Idiots, Open)

"Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so."
- Rob Schneider
(Related: Women, Being)

"I try not to have too much of an ego. I'll do anything."
- Rob Schneider
(Related: Ego)

"I lost that excitement I had when I first started out. It was all about the need to just get a job, and so I found the joy again when I was writing Deuce Bigelow. I was laughing so hard and along with my writing partner at the time, simply laughing until we cried."
- Rob Schneider
(Related: Time, Excitement, First, Job, Joy, Writing)

"First of all, weren't all the best beatings in the trailer for "The Passion of the Christ"? I hate when the trailer gives away all the best stuff."
- Rob Schneider
(Related: First, Hate, Passion)

"I like to sneak in under the radar. I don't have any paparazzi following me or have to deal with that stuff. I'm never in the tabloids. I prefer that."
- Rob Schneider