Robin Williams Quotes
"Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus."
- Robin Williams
(Related: God)
"Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Divorce, Man, Meaning, Word)
"Carpe per diem - seize the check."
- Robin Williams
"Cricket is basically baseball on valium."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Baseball, Cricket)
"Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason."
- Robin Williams
(Related: People, Reason)
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'"
- Robin Williams
(Related: Baseball, Liberty, Poor, Saying, Want)
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Madness)
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Drinks, Water)
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
- Robin Williams
(Related: Nothing)
"When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?"
- Robin Williams
(Related: Family)
"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'"
- Robin Williams
(Related: Answers, Media, Question)
"When in doubt, go for the dick joke."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Doubt)
"What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Right, Wrong)
"We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Years)
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Optimism, Acting, Comedy)
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Gay, Night)
"I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Country)
"The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Right)
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Love)
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Women, World)
"I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Women, Wine)
"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Dictators, English, Language, President, Pretty)
"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?"
- Robin Williams
(Related: Network)
"I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Right)
"Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Fight, Nothing, Ugly)
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Change, People, Ideas, Words, World)
"People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House."
- Robin Williams
(Related: People, Living, Satire)
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
- Robin Williams
(Related: People, Drugs, Reality)
"Reality: What a concept!"
- Robin Williams
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
- Robin Williams
(Related: Men, Time, God, Blood)
"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!""
- Robin Williams
(Related: Nature, Saying, Spring)