Ruby Wax Quotes
"College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing your pencil."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: College)
"I knew nothing about football, then someone showed me a film of Petit and I realised how interesting the game could be. He is divine. When I met him I could barely speak, he was so gorgeous. Women will love that show."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: Love, Women, Film, Football, Nothing, Will)
"You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: Friends)
"Some interviewees you make friends with and some you don't."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: Friends)
"Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: Love)
"Mum used to hide love letters from my boyfriends and put me down. Now I understand that she was a Polish immigrant forced to settle in Chicago. She was jealous of the freedom life gave me."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: Life, Love, Chicago, Freedom, Letters, Now)
"Like any working mother I find it hard to have a social life. But my kids are so well adjusted. There isn't a brat bone in their body so I haven't done anything that bad."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: Life, Mother, Body, Kids)
"I've told so many lies about my age I don't know how old I am myself."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: Age, Lies, Old)
"I'm lucky not to have a nine-to-five job."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: Job)
"I never weigh myself, but the brutal truth of television is that they don't employ old people or fat people."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: Truth, People, Old, Television)
"I don't combine proteins and carbohydrates."
- Ruby Wax
"I am lucky to have good Polish skin that doesn't wrinkle so I might be around for a few years yet."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: Skin, Years)
"I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: Fun)
"I'm a misplaced American, but don't know where I was misplaced."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: American)
"I have to keep reminding myself that I am their mother. Sometimes we are sitting at home and I feel like we are waiting for our mom to come home."
- Ruby Wax
(Related: Home, Mom, Mother, Waiting)