Sam Kinison Quotes

"It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there."
- Sam Kinison
(Related: Church)

"I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry."
- Sam Kinison
(Related: Jokes)

"Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!"
- Sam Kinison

"Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row."
- Sam Kinison

"In the last couple of years, I guess I've spent six figures on clothes. I figure I spend a lot of time shopping. Eight to ten days a month, I go out and buy. Yeah, I guess you could say that I'm a real clothes whore."
- Sam Kinison
(Related: Time, Clothes, Years)