Sarah Silverman Quotes

"I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing."
- Sarah Silverman
(Related: Heart, Kissing)

"I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not."
- Sarah Silverman

"Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it."
- Sarah Silverman
(Related: Feelings)

"That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive."
- Sarah Silverman

"The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17."
- Sarah Silverman
(Related: Time, First, Summer)

"They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."
- Sarah Silverman
(Related: Fun, Parents, Trying)

"Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist."
- Sarah Silverman
(Related: Funny)

"You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage."
- Sarah Silverman
(Related: Talk)

"I really think everything is fair game."
- Sarah Silverman

"And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school."
- Sarah Silverman
(Related: Change, Dad, School, Years)

"I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core."
- Sarah Silverman

"I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games."
- Sarah Silverman
(Related: Basketball, Games)

"I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it."
- Sarah Silverman

"But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough."
- Sarah Silverman
(Related: Funny)

"By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live."
- Sarah Silverman
(Related: Time, Night, Writer)