Thomas R. Dewar Quotes

"There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead."
- Thomas R. Dewar
(Related: Quick)

"The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax."
- Thomas R. Dewar
(Related: Tax, Income)

"Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open."
- Thomas R. Dewar
(Related: Open)

"No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner."
- Thomas R. Dewar
(Related: Wife, Husband, Gambling)

"Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes."
- Thomas R. Dewar
(Related: Wife, Clothes, Man)