Tommy Chong Quotes


"One night all the James Brown band was playing on stage and I look in the back and I could see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards trying to get in the club and they couldn't get in cause it was to crowded."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Cause, Night, Trying)

"We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Teen, First)

"You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. And when George Bush Jr. got in, my instincts told me it was time to go - I'd felt that we had grown above that, you know?"
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Time, Country, France)

"Well, I had an after hours club in Vancouver and when any of the Motown acts would call."
- Tommy Chong
"Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Citizenship)

"Unfortunately, the American justice system is just riddled with lies and inconsistencies."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: American, Justice, Lies)

"The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Funny, Comedy)

"No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in."
- Tommy Chong
"Maybe once in a while, you know, after a hard day of shooting or something like that, I'd kick back."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Day)

"Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Will)

"Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Art, World)

"The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Bachelors)

"But you can't exercise and be high. It's impossible."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Exercise)

"If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Home)

"Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they do it."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Time, Questions)

"I know, because I tried all sorts of ways of being in character, and the best way is to be totally straight."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Character, Being)

"I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead."
- Tommy Chong
"I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls."
- Tommy Chong
(Related: Music, Girls)

"I'm as clean as a whistle."
- Tommy Chong