Yogi Berra Quotes


"It's like deja-vu, all over again."
- Yogi Berra
"Even Napoleon had his Watergate."
- Yogi Berra
"I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Day, Want)

"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."
- Yogi Berra
"How can you think and hit at the same time?"
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Time)

"Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken."
- Yogi Berra
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Thought)

"Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Baseball)

"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi Berra
"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Kids)

"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Question)

"I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Night, Want)

"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Kids, School)

"If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: People, Want)

"It gets late early out there."
- Yogi Berra
"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Humility)

"It ain't over till it's over."
- Yogi Berra
"In baseball, you don't know nothing."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Baseball, Nothing)

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Wind)

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Road)

"If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer."
- Yogi Berra
"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Change, Blame, Fault)

"When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Road)

"It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Pretty)

"Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Baseball, Parents)

"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
- Yogi Berra
"Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting."
- Yogi Berra
"So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Ugly)

"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Conversation, Talking)

"The future ain't what it used to be."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Future)

"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Trouble)

"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."
- Yogi Berra
"There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: People)

"All pitchers are liars or crybabies."
- Yogi Berra
"We made too many wrong mistakes."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Mistakes, Wrong)

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: People, Funerals)

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."
- Yogi Berra
"You can observe a lot by just watching."
- Yogi Berra
"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: People, Funerals)

"You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you."
- Yogi Berra
"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there."
- Yogi Berra
"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Difference, Practice, Theory)

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Worth)

"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: World)

"We have deep depth."
- Yogi Berra
(Related: Deep)