Quotes and Sayings about Turkeys

"When turkeys mate they think of swans."
- Johnny Carson
(Related: Swans, Turkeys)

"If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese."
- Ted Nugent
(Related: Geese, Turkeys, Want, Will)

"Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before."
- Rita Rudner
(Related: Mother, Day, Taste, Turkeys)