Alan Patrick Herbert Quotes

"The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time."
- Alan Patrick Herbert
(Related: Matrimony)

"Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it."
- Alan Patrick Herbert

"If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth."
- Alan Patrick Herbert
(Related: Earth, Talking)

"A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso."
- Alan Patrick Herbert