Alexei Sayle Quotes

"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
- Alexei Sayle
(Related: Women, People)

"Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git."
- Alexei Sayle

"Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git."
- Alexei Sayle
(Related: Americans, Saying)

"Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?"
- Alexei Sayle
(Related: People, America, Walking)