Clement Freud Quotes

"I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men."
- Clement Freud
(Related: Men, Being, Police)

"Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish."
- Clement Freud

"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer."
- Clement Freud
(Related: Drinking, Smoking)