David Brenner Quotes

"When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine."
- David Brenner

"We're careful not to saturate people."
- David Brenner
(Related: People)

"Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached."
- David Brenner
(Related: Nothing)

"Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful."
- David Brenner
(Related: Successful, Entrepreneurs)

"A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children."
- David Brenner
(Related: Children)

"I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper."
- David Brenner
(Related: People, Golf, Television, Whisper)