George S. Kaufman Quotes

"When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay."
- George S. Kaufman
(Related: Woman)

"Satire is what closes on Saturday night."
- George S. Kaufman
(Related: Night, Satire)

"Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch."
- George S. Kaufman
(Related: Office)

"I understand your new play is full of single entendres."
- George S. Kaufman
(Related: Play)

"I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra."
- George S. Kaufman

"Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye."
- George S. Kaufman
(Related: God, Eye)

"At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one."
- George S. Kaufman

"When I was born I owed twelve dollars."
- George S. Kaufman