Jason Bateman Quotes
"Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong."
- Jason Bateman
(Related: End, Pretty, Will)
"Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it."
- Jason Bateman
(Related: Christian, Swearing)
"People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude."
- Jason Bateman
(Related: People, Attitude, Gay)
"If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people."
- Jason Bateman
(Related: People, Gay)
"I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth."
- Jason Bateman
(Related: Youth)
"I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me."
- Jason Bateman
(Related: Love)
"I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face."
- Jason Bateman
"I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla."
- Jason Bateman
(Related: Life, Now)
"By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy."
- Jason Bateman
(Related: Conversation, Gay, Idiots)
"A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it."
- Jason Bateman
(Related: Comedy)
"Obviously, I did a couple of things right on the old casting couch."
- Jason Bateman
(Related: Old, Right)