Sandra Bernhard Quotes
"I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct."
- Sandra Bernhard
"I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Gay, Trying)
"I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Spirituality)
"I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Community, Gay)
"I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have."
- Sandra Bernhard
"When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: People)
"I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Love)
"Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Nothing)
"That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Dreams, People, Integrity)
"I like the energy of live performance."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Performance, Energy)
"When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?"
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: News, World)
"I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Women)
"When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: People)
"Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: College, Kids, Questions)
"There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Women, Success)
"There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Fact)
"I don't believe in karma."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Karma)
"Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Cynicism, Jaded)
"I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Jokes)
"At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Day, Pride)
"Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness."
- Sandra Bernhard
"The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs."
- Sandra Bernhard
"Gayness is a non-issue."
- Sandra Bernhard
"I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming."
- Sandra Bernhard
(Related: Work)
"I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have."
- Sandra Bernhard
"I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person."
- Sandra Bernhard