Aaron Allston Quotes

"Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: God, People, Feminism, Satisfaction)

"I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: Dumb)

"I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: Content, Feet, Tradition)

"If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?"
- Aaron Allston
(Related: God)

"Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: First, Lawyers)

"Life is like an analogy."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: Life)

"Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it."
- Aaron Allston

"No one pays me to be nice."
- Aaron Allston

"There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: People, World)

"The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: Comedy, Difference, Tragedy)

"The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: states)

"The way to a man's heart is through his chest."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: Heart, Man)

"This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: Driving)

"When all else fails, complicate matters."
- Aaron Allston

"Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: Trade)

"Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: Luck)

"Violence is the first refuge of the violent."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: First, Violence)

"Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic."
- Aaron Allston
(Related: Science, Magic)