Abe Lemons Quotes

"I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players."
- Abe Lemons

"I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick."
- Abe Lemons
(Related: Want)

"It was a hole in one contest and I had a three."
- Abe Lemons

"One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good."
- Abe Lemons
(Related: Day, Living, Practice)

"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off."
- Abe Lemons
(Related: Day, Retirement, Trouble)

"There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket."
- Abe Lemons

"You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'"
- Abe Lemons
(Related: Medical, Class, School)

"Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody."
- Abe Lemons