Alan King Quotes

"You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet."
- Alan King
(Related: Years)

"Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers."
- Alan King
(Related: Marriage, Nature, Fighting, Strangers)

"If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books."
- Alan King
(Related: Love, Marriage, Books, Want)