Alice Roosevelt Longworth Quotes

"You can't make a souffle rise twice."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
(Related: Wedding, Father, Baby)

"Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
(Related: History, Public, Woman)

"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"The secret of eternal youth is arrested development."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
(Related: Development, Youth)

"He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development."
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
(Related: Development, Youth)