Alvah Bessie Quotes

"That's what the cat said to the canary when he swallowed him - 'You'll be all right.'"
- Alvah Bessie
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"When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches."
- Alvah Bessie

"Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle."
- Alvah Bessie