Bennett Cerf Quotes

"Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you."
- Bennett Cerf
(Related: Age, Middle age, Old)

"The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?"
- Bennett Cerf
(Related: Age)

"Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance."
- Bennett Cerf
(Related: Ignorance)

"The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed."
- Bennett Cerf
(Related: Laughter, Spirit)

"Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy."
- Bennett Cerf
(Related: Fame)

"A person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed."
- Bennett Cerf
(Related: Laughter, Spirit)

"A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results."
- Bennett Cerf
(Related: Results)

"The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost."
- Bennett Cerf
(Related: Night)

"For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world."
- Bennett Cerf
(Related: World)