Benny Hill Quotes

"Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe."
- Benny Hill

"Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."
- Benny Hill

"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be."
- Benny Hill
(Related: Girls)

"Do unto others, then run."
- Benny Hill

"Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand."
- Benny Hill
(Related: Girls)

"I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better."
- Benny Hill
(Related: Thought, Day, Smoking)

"The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb."
- Benny Hill
(Related: Time, Being, Bombs)