Bert Kalmar Quotes

"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!"
- Bert Kalmar
(Related: Mind)

"I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own."
- Bert Kalmar
(Related: Theater)

"Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you!"
- Bert Kalmar
(Related: Man, Now)