Bobby Heenan Quotes

"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
- Bobby Heenan
(Related: State)

"You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat."
- Bobby Heenan
(Related: Voice)

"You can win, it'll just cost you some money."
- Bobby Heenan
(Related: Money)

"There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories."
- Bobby Heenan

"There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western."
- Bobby Heenan
(Related: Music, Country)

"The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."
- Bobby Heenan
(Related: Money)

"Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post."
- Bobby Heenan
(Related: Limits, Post)

"A friend in need is a pest."
- Bobby Heenan
(Related: Friend)

"I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me."
- Bobby Heenan

"Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa."
- Bobby Heenan

"I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job."
- Bobby Heenan
(Related: Love, Fun, Job, Popular)

"I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
- Bobby Heenan
(Related: Successful, Cheating)

"Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam."
- Bobby Heenan
(Related: Thought, State)

"There's nothing better than a good, blind referee."
- Bobby Heenan
(Related: Blind, Nothing)

"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."
- Bobby Heenan
(Related: Poor)